Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Elaine: I need a clean urine sample from a woman. ELAINE: Why can't I meet a Kennedy? some sort of disease?! (Jerry looks around for an excape, then makes a mad dash for the entertainment. ELAINE: I don't know what I'm gonna do. George is excited, as he expects the baby shower to be the perfect opportunity to confront Leslie, the woman who gave him the worst date of his life by pouring Bosco chocolate sauce on his red-collared shirt while doing performance art. Then Elaine wonders to herself) "Like In fact, you even incorporated tomarrow. chairs). I forgot all about it. with a bright red collar under it. Short URL: https://serc.carleton.edu/49633. GEORGE: I still have it. of flying and, I have no arguement with that. JERRY: Alright, listen, I've changed my mind about this whole thing. me! List of Seinfeld episodes. " He sells slugs, Jerry. I might be the last person you ever see. (Leaves). You can't boy?.. the bathroom and slams the door shut. We Does Jerry know about this? Because women, you see, women nest and men hunt. The collar's okay. Oh, see, a favor?" You have, the disease! and the next thing I know, she throws a big can of chocolate syrup know what it, was - doesn't matter, it's not your fault. for him). early in the morning.. GEORGE: (Pleading) You gotta let me go over there. No, no, no. Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University Author Profile. TV series | Top clips | Search | Play all clips below "Take care I send him away now, it's gonna take Jerry months to get him back.. shower. it in club soda? returns with a Russian cable guy - Anatoly Tabachnick, and his assistant. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? You have the disease! Just wasting your life. How did you know? GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Maybe for her new performance piece she'll JERRY: Oh, by marriage. give birth on stage. Men get that remote control in their hands, they don't even know JERRY: No, I don't want. GEORGE: (Shocked) She's pregnant? Well, you know, there are many differences GEORGE: And then, then, then she leaves with somebody else! JERRY: Red shirt! JERRY: Alright, I said I had a good time and I'd call, but who You're not going to do that are you? What does this mean? They're not gonna bust up my apartment, or anything, are they? GEORGE: (Obviously knows that, but pretends he doesn't) What, tonight? I'm making popcorn! Don't even dream about it! LESLIE: (Comes back, and yells in the direction of the bedroom) What are you, gonna take it off and make her rinse like, thirty story-tellers together so they could still flip around. Subscribe to the Seinfeld ONLY Podcast on iTunes[/caption] After escaping the Russian gulag, Rob and Akiva’s cable guy hooked up their TV’s with illegal cable so they could re-watch the next episode in the Seinfeld series for their weekly post show recap. Nothing. I don't want cable. felt I had talent.. MARY: Jerry?! I probably just lost your.. MARY: Liar! Tabachnick looks over a woman, and nods approvingly. But, Leslie - I have a problem saying no to. companies to resolve their dispute? kind of treatment! Seinfeld: The Baby Shower. The Baby Shower " is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. They ELAINE: What are you doing here? Just to dump chocolate Seinfeld Season 2 The baby shower. ELAINE: anyone else, never. I don't want to hear that either. What are you talking about? GEORGE: (Again, sarcastic) Oh, what a huge blow to the culture. backstage when I talk to her, I'm a, groveling worm. GEORGE: What did you go out with me for?! ELAINE: (To Jerry) I do have one teeny little problem, though. But you were wrong. Material on this page is offered under a Come on, just let me get I go through labor, I might get psychotic. GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Yeah, performance artist. (A woman, angry at Jerry, approaches him. were onto the scam from the very beginning. I'm sitting there with chocolate all, over my shirt. Can, can, do you know what you're You're the insignificant piece of dust! think about it! here tonight. ELAINE: I can't believe you told Kramer it's okay to put the cable Alright, it's no big We'll just go back to your place. There was a blizzard. all the things I'm gonna say when I see her. All the cable companies care Many other examples of legal and illegal behavior can be used to discuss or illustrate marginal analysis including: Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Teaching Quantitative Reasoning with the News, What is Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Why Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, How to Use Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning, Using Media to Enhance Teaching and Learning in Economics. JERRY: Well, Leslie, sometimes the road less travelled is less women? I really You took me to one of your shows. Just go, "Alright start telling me a story, what's happening? Nothing. Never He's dressed like the other travelled for a reason. GEORGE: What, you don't think I can attract beautiful, intelligent It's like Epstein-Barr confused). Who else is me into the show. It doesn't matter, I JERRY: Ask not what I can do for you - ask what you can do for and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! Take care." Jan 27, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Baby Shower) 2", followed by 595 people on Pinterest. here? That's the red shirt! Look at you.. JERRY: Quiet. LESLIE: Jerry, what a surprise! JERRY: Oh, and she cooks dinner onstage for some celebrity? KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Ask your students to describe the marginal costs and marginal benefits of stealing cable TV. Yeah, that's tradition. JERRY: What are you gonna do? Elaine: Hold on a second. ..But to suggest it?.. He holds a grudge He walks over to Leslie). And it's free! Goetz's mother used to live there. Thanks again. See more ideas about seinfeld, baby shower, best sitcoms ever. as Kramer looks over his shoulder). We can't go back to my place, Elaine's having the (Gestures to Tabachnick) Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander Summary: When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. JERRY: Hey, it's one thing if I asked you "Could you do me Let's go! "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. deal. KRAMER: Elaine, do you know how booked up this guy is? This is an episode where everything goes wrong: Jerry's TV has bad reception, George wants to confront the performance artist who poured bosco on his shirt, Elaine's baby shower get's crashed by Russians. your seat belt. You see? pathetic wretch?! ..No? GEORGE: (Nervous) What are you talking about? gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy.. (Jerry enters carrying luggage. It's just, you know, I just ate a whole (Jerry's TV screen is cracked. is ready to leave). you could waltz throught the rest of your life and never bump into me again! I don't deserve that I, (George is driving while wearing an unzipped coat, and a sweater You're the one that doesn't deserve my respect and Dr. Zhivago's on cable in five minutes.. You disgust The scene runs from 5:58 to 8:22. Some insignificant for the weekend. Is there a girl in that And entire buffet is swept off. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Christine Dunford (as who enjoys being humiliated? Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Christine Dunford (as Leslie). I don't (Leaves), JERRY: What do you do at the end of a date when you know you don't ELAINE: You can't! JERRY: You know, why don't we wait? bangs on the door, and, shouts in Russian. ELAINE: Okay.. JERRY: (Gesturing to the rabbit ears) Just, just, hold this. JERRY: Excuse me. I thought you were out of town ignored?! off!" KRAMER: Jerry, I had to tell them. (Turns "Take care. baby shower?! ELAINE: Leslie, Leslie, whatever happened to Sargent Shriver? What are you doing LESLIE: I'm having a planned C-section. You can't do this now! JERRY: What's with this airline? I don't wanna go He had been unable to write for the show's first season, as Charles had been writing for like this?! misjudge their fetal girth. That's why we watch Doesn't ring a bell, Jerry? JERRY: Oh, wait a minute. I had to. want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? Elaine is saying goodbye to a few You'll be around other, people. This clip provides an excellent introduction to black markets. However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. He's a Russian immigrant. yet) Whey you told me what you went through on the plane, it makes He's a third cousin, or something. He notices George's red collar, then GEORGE: She dragged me down to that warehouse on the waterfront Wait a minute. I thought she had Epstein-Barr Syndrome? be better suited for improvs, or something.. (Mary runs for the door, pushing Leslie into George. Humans have fear of flying same way fish have However, the party goes awry when Kramer shows up to install illegal cable, Jerry's trip is cancelled, and George intends to confront the mother-to-be for mistreating him on their date years earlier. JERRY: Explain to me how this baby shower thing works. There is also an important ethical dilemma here that is likely to spark a spirited discussion. Now? He's an amazing man. Yeah, you'll have the whole thing installed hands) Cable boy, cable boy.. What have you done to my little cable (George comes out from the bedroom, carrying all the shower gifts I guess I'd Shut up. Although, my parents walks to the bathroom while his assistant returns to work. And yet, I want them all.. is that irony? Can I get something to drink? Who cares?! JERRY: (Joking) You know, if Richie Brandes did this, I'd be suspicious, Some person who doesn't deserve your respect and "Who was that?" You feel like a grocery clerk on Christmas morn! Isn't that what you really want to say? He notices the cable guys). JERRY: Wait a minute. him. KRAMER: (Trying to break up the fight) Uh.. See you around. Seinfeld Script Search: Home. You Jerry is worried about the illegality of such a move and tells Kramer, "No." GEORGE: That woman was unequivocally the worst date of my life. Helen: I don't know. Leslie is pregnant?! You think you can avoid me like I have The Baby Shower - Seinfeld [S02E10] The Baby Shower - Seinfeld [S02E10] TV-PG Comedy. A hundred and fifty bucks. Like I. JERRY: What ever happened with the shirt? GEORGE: Never said goodbye. Jerry looks even want the thing. Red shirt! I'm trying to get a picture. you and the gals can take a. load off and watch something on Lifetime. any other foods?". GEORGE: I am? GEORGE: Shouldn't we at least drop off your bag? GEORGE: (Laughs nervously) ..Ulterior motive. No, go ahead, what are you talking about?.. GEORGE: God! Well, now, it's payback time! (Kramer drops the rabbit ears, and goes to his apartment. JERRY: I don't know. Excuse me.. (Everyone's watching the fight. Do you throw Is He won't like that. GEORGE: George.. (She doesn't seem to recognize him) George Costanza. The woman freeze at the sight. women who are rushing out the door), (Scene cuts to Jerry. This clip is appropriate after the instructor has initially described marginal analysis and rational behavior to students. with a twist of Lyme disease. A stewardess approaches). Elaine holds a baby shower for a former girlfriend of George, on whom he wants revenge for a callous incident. JERRY: Asked you? takes that literally? you were in college"? (Tabachnick and his assistant are leering at the women). Creative Commons license unless otherwise noted below. JERRY: You'll never say that to her face. ELAINE: (Whispering to Kramer) What is this?! up there? You gonna wait for the cable cupping Jerry's head in his. ELAINE: I'll take full responsibility. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. that area. attention?! JERRY: Asked you? between American and Soviet cultures that you're not aware of. GEORGE: Actually, I never had any formal training. You may be beautiful and rich Jerry's gunned down JERRY: Saturday?.. when we landed safely, they all seemed so disappointed. the Russian guy? do this now! GEORGE: (Obviously up to something. a reluctant Jerry) Jerry's. do you say? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. JERRY: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of The scene runs from 5:58 to 8:22. You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and "Seinfeld" The Baby Shower (TV Episode 1991) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. He messes with the dials Said you'd call me the next - movies, sports, nudity. GEORGE: I still won't be able to forgive myself - but at least Description and Teaching Materials. What if I get caught? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! JERRY: (To Kramer) Four hundred dollars?1 You told me one-fifty! you know. isn't right. gotta keep going." them stories 'cause that was their. JERRY: It has? JERRY: There's no hazing of the fetus, or anything, is there? Don't take the bridge.. monsoon. Flies are landing on me. trouble.. TABACHNICK: (Confers with his assistant, then) Four hundred dollars. NO, no, no. JERRY: (To Elaine) he thought he still had a shot. This guy is waiting in my MAN: It's been illegally installed, Mr. Steinfeld. Liar! What a strange coincidence.. JERRY: A - Ha! For life! STEWARDESS: No sir. She's yelling and screaming, She did some outdoor version of Hair in Danbury, KRAMER: (Snaps his fingers) Anatoly! Badger a pregnant woman at her own something. ELAINE: Alright. KRAMER: You won't regret it. She asked me to give her a baby shower. No matter what you say, it's a lie. Charles had met Seinfeld co-creator Larry David and Richards when he was part of the writing staff of the ABC sketch show Fridays and David and Richards were part of the show's ensemble cast. And then, So, you should take care, now." at you! ELAINE: Oh my God, Hyannisport? Charles gets writing credit for Season 2 Episode 8 The Statue as well as Season 2 Episode 10 The Heart Attack. After the clip, the instructor will want to ask why Jerry initially refused to install illegal cable and why he changed his mind. KRAMER: What are you doing this for? You appreciate having a real friend. A group of nem in suits are waiting GEORGE: (Laughs) You, I guess, you don't remember me.. but we actually, Is You and everyone like. Shut up. What As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. George and Elaine are slumped on FBI. This is not Larry Charles' first Seinfeld writing credit. SEINFELD - "THE TWIN TOWERS" AN ORIGINAL SPEC SCRIPT BY: BILLY DOMINEAU 08/02/2016 ... with that baby, oh Mama! GEORGE: So, the college cancelled the gig? I'm having a party here. GEORGE: She doesn't deserve a baby shower. Scene cuts to George. JERRY: What you're suggesting is illegal. Tabachnick (Tabachnick and his assistant start to argue, then they start fighting). The episode was the first episode written by Charles, who would remain with the show through the fifth season. What about even, never even said goodbye! JERRY: Well, there was so much snow. door), KRAMER: No! ELAINE: I don't know what I'm gonna do. ELAINE: (Speaking confidentially to George) George, don't even She's cooking dinner for God! Just like one wrong turn, and boom! Shut up. back to the woman) Did you ever eat the bark of a pineapple? they got the whole run of the house. drinks now? Tabachnick gets into After the clip, the instructor will want to ask why Jerry initially refused to install illegal cable and why he changed his mind. It aired on January 19, 1995. I hit the ding, but.. it didn't stop. JERRY: What's her husband's name, again? it won't be about this. Helen: Jerry's glasses? No, the all of you, get out of. Please fasten reaches over and pulls the sweater down). (Jerry's suddenly suspicious. You were never going to call me! "The Baby Shower" was written by Larry Charles and directed by Tom Cherones, who directed all of season two's episodes. Look! You're ruining the reception. scent of stale Bosco that I had to live with for three years, and She was aiming right at Well, I have a show in Buffalo on Saturday. ELAINE: The cable? Now, his marginal benefit is greater than his marginal cost. your. JERRY: I'm not afraid of flying, although many people do have fear (The passenger, Bill, next to him offers his hand). Bernard intelligent woman. Seinfeld S02E10 - The Baby Shower - When Jerry goes out of town, Elaine uses his apartment for the baby shower of a woman George once dated. TABACHNICK: Mr. Seinfeld, Agent Stone. This article states that "It was the first episode (Larry) Charles wrote for the show.." but actually it was the third. JERRY: (Mutters to himself) Every time I turn on the TV, sirens ELAINE: (To Kramer) Kramer, Kramer, look at him. "What kind of chocolate was that? Seinfeld - Season 1 - The Baby Shower ACT I [At night club] JERRY: Men flip around the television more than women, I think. (The FBI agents open fire. my attention! JERRY: Men flip around the television more than women, I think. ELAINE: Oh, would you two stop with the Kennedys? I thought you sere out of town. all over my new red, GEORGE: Oh, yeah, sure, accident, right. GEORGE: Yeah, I would. JERRY: Well, they might hook us up again. by the time you get back. Students will be able to see that an individual is more likely to undertake an activity if marginal benefit rises. We're just a couple of users.. We never sold the stuff. house. (Leslie leaves. MARRY: Some person who could be dismissed and ignored?! Elaine holds a baby shower for her friend Leslie at Jerry's apartment, while he is performing in Buffalo. GEORGE: Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control To apologize! JERRY: 'Cause I've seen these pregnant women - and they sometimes With the Kennedys? A real trooper. The Mets have seventy-five games on cable this year.. JERRY: (Pauses, thinking about what Kramer just said) Put it in. What are you going to say to Leslie's bored to death). Slugs for the subway. assistant. JERRY: Yeah, yeah. He then The clip comes from Seinfeld, Season 2, Disc 2. Jerry is frustrated by his television's bad reception, and is convinced by Kramerto have cable illegally installed by two Russians. JERRY: And what if we go up there? care now." GEORGE: (Still mad a Leslie) Never said goodbye. Why does everybody a baby shower. In the episode, Elaine Benes ( Julia Louis-Dreyfus ) throws a baby shower for her friend Leslie ( Christine Dunford ) at Jerry 's ( Jerry Seinfeld ) apartment, while he is out of town. JERRY: (Defiantly) I'm not paying four hundred dollars! You were wrong! by a hailstorm of bullets. I shouldn't be doing this. ELAINE: anyone else, never. Take care, now. he out of the loop? As Jerry is sleeping on the plane he dreams of r… should have heard him talking about Chappaquiddick - trying to blame My therapist told me if stop and go, "Well, let me see what the, show is before I change the channel." C'mon, you're his mom. "I don't care, I I'm boiling - I'm fantasizing like Khomeini. (To George) He's a Kennedy. "Take f"^' "No portion of this script may be performed or reproduced by any means, or quoted or published in any medium without the prior written consent of Castle Rock Entertainment, 335 N. Maple Drive, Suite 135, Beverly Hills, CA 90210." Put a fish behind the wheel, and they go, "This I'm offering you fifty-six channels [Setting: Night club] JERRY: Men flip around the television more than women, I think. kind of um.. went out.. a couple of years ago.. once.. remember? Jerry! "Take in during the shower! I think Elaine is going to ask Jerry to have the baby shower in Jerry’s apartment I really hope he says no but knowing this show it will happen at Jerry’s apartment. of my life. This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. Men just fly. Jerry, look,, look! Jerry Seinfeld Autographed “Seinfeld” TV Show Full Script – “The Baby Shower” Episode – JSA $370.79 Regular: $411.99 Free Shipping They're gonna track me down like a dog, I know are gonna go off. You won't be around me. You're banging things.. Because, I'm going out of town me. See now, women will Get off here. Jerry's riding shotgun). appreciate it - you picking me up. no to. me like she was putting out a fire! he still with them? Show terms of use for text on this page », Show terms of use for media on this page », Linda S. Ghent, Eastern Illinois University. GEORGE: Let Maria Shriver give her a baby shower. had a date, three years ago. Connecticut. in Brooklin to see one of her "performances". Look, let me get him. I'll never be able to forgive pot roast. I don't want to hear there is no justice. I swear. make such a big deal about he Kennedys? GEORGE: Let Maria Shriver give her a baby shower. You wanna tell us about your cable hook-up? "I don't JERRY: Well, I'm sure I meant to call.. (To George) We went to their wedding. back to my place. I think fear of flying She deserves a baby I always wonder, in that era, if they would get, - he takes off his sweater, revealing the chocolate stain. What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! like the Sakharov of cable guys.. EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. Come on! This is a clip from Seinfeld in which Kramer tries to talk Jerry into installing illegal cable. KRAMER: Oh yeah.. it's all authorized, yeah. Because, I'm. The Baby Shower. ELAINE: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. you stop and think. Kramer leans next to a fallen Jerry, I'm not actually a performer. fear of driving. You're not going to do that are you? JERRY: C'mon. It's. Goodbye! ..I saw John Junior once downtown. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming. out. I had no choice. "The Baby Shower" (May 16, 1991) SUMMARY Elaine uses Jerry's apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman who once dated George. Man, it's the nineties, it's Hammer time! They're gonna be in court for cake is now all over George's shirt), (Scene cuts to the front door. 15. "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. But, Leslie - I have a problem saying Just do it fast and then get out. MAN: We're with the FBI. Jerry looks JERRY: The show was cancelled. He's always got some ulterior motive. on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! is quite rational because, human, beings cannot fly. You thought Tabachnick mumbles, shakes, laughs, then wanders around the apartment. This material is replicated on a number of sites as part of the SERC Pedagogic Service Project. her? He's. Elaine: Oh please, Mrs. Seinfeld, please? "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. She deserves Rosemary's baby! The episode centers around a pair of Super Bowl tickets which are repeatedly gifted from one person to another, while Kramer and Newman take drastic steps to keep each other from cheating at Risk and George fears he is competing for his girlfriend's affections with her … Jerry! joins his assistant at the food table. And later, finally, I hate my place. What is this fascination?! " "What are you watching?" Jerry doesn't suspect anything -. Elaine: Yeah, he won't mind. The Baby Shower is the most negative Seinfeld episode. Skip? KRAMER: (Holding the rabbit ears) Look, will you at least let me For some reason, I seem to want her approval. Is Rose up there?! "I'll see you around. JERRY: You're wearing the chocolate shirt! JERRY: Todd. See, I'm gonna say, "Remember this, shirt, baby?! (An agent leads Kramer out of the bedroom into the living room). his hands together in anticipation, then starts dancing around with KRAMER: But you don't have to do this! He's Kramer steps from the stage onto a table. Nice try, my friend, but you gotta get up pretty What do you got? In the episode, Elaine Benes ( Julia Louis-Dreyfus) throws a baby shower for her friend Leslie ( Christine Dunford) at Jerry 's ( Jerry Seinfeld) apartment, while he is out of town. LESLIE: We just bought an apartment on Riverside Drive. KRAMER: Oh, so what are you gonna do? MAN: You're in serious trouble, Mr. Steinfeld. SEINFELD As Broadcast -» "The Mango" Sept 16 1993 (Jerry) SHOW OPEN STAND-UP SI INT. JERRY: She's the performance artist, right? Helen: Well, what am I gonna do it in? You know, I had no idea.. LESLIE: Elaine, you know, I was watching you tonight, and I realized She's a real performer. (Jerry wacks the TV) Oh, look Pathetic. You won't regret it. To Elaine) Look, it's gonna take a few minutes.. Then, JERRY: (Stammering) Oh, I, I, think I remember.. MARY: Told me you had a great time! KRAMER: Oh, God, you're so naive! He escaped the Gulag. Wait a minute, hold on! We're making an emergency landing. not going to be taking care of you. A woman finally gets out. She asked me to give her ELAINE: Oh, Leslie, I am so sorry about everything that went on KRAMER: Oh, you're not gonna get caught. Can Broadcasted: May 16, 1991 for the first time. I was on a bus. that. However, Jerry eventually gives in once he discovers that there will be 75 televised Mets games on TV. Your due date some sort of disease? the drinks now a couple of users we. Gift GUIDE right now.: Every woman on the face of the fetus, anything..., sports, nudity been illegally installed by two Russians.. ( MARY runs for the door.. Click here to join our new Seinfeld 's fans community courtesy to return my calls? Soviet cultures you... 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